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But it wasn't as if anyone was there to witness their sloppy attempts. Apart from a few hundred eager paparazzi...

We're not sure who the mystery toff was, but he was wearing a splendid designer belt and wore his crisp white shirt tucked into his jeans, so we're sure Amelle, who had been performing with the Sugababes hours earlier at the T4 Awards, so no wonder she had needed a drink (or 22), won't be cringing with shame when she woke up this morning...

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All stars tend to go for this look when they feel a need to adjust their public image. Mel B, Eminem (the classic Stan video features the best known case of this syndrome) and Cheryl Cole have all succumbed at some point in their lives. Now it's the turn of the Fox.

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Reid put on his best, most shiny suit jacket, bathed in two tins of Ronseal, doused his hair in gel and headed out to MI-6 club in Hollywood.

Meanwhile, it's being reported that Reid has been invited round to Price's home in Surrey for a roast (lamb, we reckon), with the 34-year-old cage-fighting cross-dresser posting on Facebook that he was looking forward to returning to the 'Price kingdom'.

*Shudders*

And more like a dungeon...

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I find it completely preposterous  that she is held up as some martyr for real (i.e. obese) women or is classed as some kind of fashion icon.

Am I missing something? I'm all for non-comformist individuality (I have a celtic armband tattoo and every 'The Wire' DVD which is testament to that fact) but this is just some kind of Clerkenwellian pantomime. One decent song - that's IT.

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Now, unless Jamie Afro had just wanked in their hair, I'd say that Jedward fever had taken over The Saturdays - it's a bit Something about Mary isn't it? Also - what the fuck is going on with their eye make up? Were they heading for a matinee of Cats afterwards?

Still, at least my least favourite pop star on Planet Earth Florence from Florence and the Machine showed up, still dressed up like the titles of a Bond film, giving it 'all that'. 

T4 Stars of 2009 winners:

• In a way, we were all winners. Think on.

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The evening was hosted by Christopher Biggins, Sir Ian McKellan was due to read poetry and performers included Beverley Knight and Liz McClarnon.

Meanwhile, Mikey, Ronan, Keith and Shane were said to be horrified, and we're not too surprised, following the detailed story Georgi Dochev, the 25-year-old model who slept with Gately's husband on the day that he died, sold to the Sunday Mirror.

Dochev met Cowles and Gately on a night out on Majorca, before returning to Gately's apartment in the early hours.

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Here is our favourite pop star kicking off The Monster's Ball in Toronto (that's in Canada geography fans).

Now, i know we give Lady Gaga a load of stick on here, but she is a great pop star - probably the ONLY big popstar the world right now.

I mean, she's that unique and that big, no-one seems to be pointing out that concert is basically Madonna's Blonde Ambition tour with fake blood and slightly uglier people.

Also, when looking at all these unique and couture 'pieces' does anyone else think of this?

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Go on, you can do it. Rihanna leaves the club to find the torrential rain and blustery wind too much to cope with.

Luckily a kind gentleman offers her a device with which to protect herself from said elements. He is nice, you could say a friend who would maybe stick it out right until the end.

Unfortunately it does indeed start raining more than ever.

Poor Rihanna.

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Anyway, whatever. The News of The World have unveiled a series of 'shocking' and 'outrageous' behind the scenes quotes from Katie (we have NO IDEA AT ALL who wold have given them this information. NONE AT ALL.THE END.) which shockingly include:

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If you're a fan of slightly generic pictures of famous people standing in front of the same backdrop then this Saturday could quite possibly be the best day of your life.

Couple of things:

Is Craig David's head getting squarer? (quick reminder of one of the greatest youtube clips ever)

Does Ice T dye his beard?

Would you lend this gentleman your mobile phone?

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