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If you were wondering what had happened to Quote of the Day recently (did you even realise we did it in the first place?) then worry no more, because it's back! And even better news, it's that silly northerner Cher.y.l who's given us today's piece of advice. See if you can guess who she's talking about!

In the roundup of the best games for your smartphone, this week we have the second episode of Sonic 4, where now you get to play as Tails, which was everyone's favourite really. Recreate over 80 memorable football moments in Score! Classic Goals, the award-winning board game Scotland Yard has been turned into an iPhone game, and relive WWII and take control of all the tactical decisions in Last War World Edition - let's get time-wasting.

One day you'll be cycling along on your bicycle minding your own business and wondering what it's like to be a teenager when WHAM! You're 34, you've got a car you can't afford, a house that's worth less than you paid and three kids who enjoy walks on the beach, swimming, eating out and turning everything you own into chocolate covered scrap. In fact, one of your only guilty pleasures is going to your favourite celebrity website and finding out if there are famous people who are having an even worse time than you.

Curses! We missed the Fifi UK Fragrance Awards last night, arguably the finest-smelling awards ceremony of the year (you'd be surprised by the Kerrang Awards). 

Good news! Those sensible people at Sky Atlantic have commissioned a whole new bunch of Alan Partridge shows, including two one-hour specials and an adaptation of the online series Mid-Morning Matters.

Cannes hosted the Women in Film celebration last night, to honour women for all of that acting, all the crying and being kissed by men. Well done women in film!

This month sees the release of three deluxe reissues of classic albums by the late great Sandy Denny. In addition to the albums, which include a never-before-released concert recording, a tour commemorating her songwriting legacy takes to the road, featuring the likes of Scritti Politti?s Green Gartside, Joan As Policewoman, soul legend PP Arnold, Bellowhead, Maddy Prior, Thea Gilmore and Sandy?s former bandmates Dave Swarbrick and Jerry Donahue. We asked Green to share his very first memories of hearing the woman Richard Thompson described ?the greatest British female artist of her generation?

It was day 2 of the Cannes Film Festival, nothing too exciting happened, it was a nice relaxing day for all involved, one premiere and a lot of lounging around. They're probably building up to the weekend, where they'll get on the Bacardi Breezers.

Does it really matter who the judges are on X Factor (or any of he other talent shows for that matter)? All they seem to do is cry when fat people sing and then fuck things up by choosing the wrong songs for them to perform later in the series. Aside from anything else, the only person of any real significance in the show is Simon Cowell and that's because he's the boss and their boss, in what is essentially an 18 week long job interview.

As you?ll have read, Facebook (that computer thing from the film about the man girls didn?t like) has finally been floated on ebay the stock exchange, at a perfectly reasonable valuation of $104 billion. And people?s champion Bono has a 1.5% share in that, which he bought for a measly $90 million. Which means he?s now? oh you do the sick making math(s).