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Westfield shopping centre's health and safety officers needn't have worried about the welfare of the doves and kittens that Mariah Carey wanted to ship in for her Christmas lights appearance - the singer has revealed that she's quite happy to keep a vet as part of her entourage, claiming in a recent interview:

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Victoria Beckham may weigh less than a hanky but she still leave a mighty carbon footprint - just a day after being pictured arriving at Heathrow, she was spotted back with with her boys in LA - although we suspect this might be an impostor... Would Posh really be seen entering an establishment called the Flame Broiler? On further investigation, the fast food outlet's website says it an eatery for the 'health conscious', so maybe. No wonder Cruz looks so pissed off.

Tomorrow, more pics of Victoria looking skinny in another country.

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With Kanye West being such a worthy successor to his twat-with-a-rap crown, we wonder if this coming-of-age might spell Diddy's retirement? Have a word, Jay-Z.

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Megan Fox loosens up everything - including tongue and legs - for NY Times interview AmyGrindhouse

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Beautiful models were eating portions the size of a 5 pence coin washed back with enough booze to make them oblivious to their breasts were hanging out at the Marie Claire Prix de la Mode awards in Madrid. The guests included Helena Christensen, Tommy Hilfiger and Emilla De Poret (eh?).

We haven't seen a nipple slip that surprising since, yep, you guessed it - Uchea. Even the man on her left felt it worthy of a round of applause...

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Jay-Z, Sir Richard Branson, Olivier Martinez, Dr. Dre and erm, whoever this gorgeous creature is, all sat back and enjoyed the show which took place at The Armory in New York.

What could possibly follow a dozen pretty women wandering down the catwalk in underwear too mall for the naked eye to register?

Oh lawks a Lordy, my eyes! 

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And while there's no denying the place serves a mean Bavarian sausage, was there really much point of inviting anyone to the launch when only Alicia Duvall, Brian Friedman, Nikki Grahame, Lucy Speed and Angela Griffin turned up? Oh and David and Samantha Cameron.

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There was bedlam in and around Accessorize and H.M Samuel's yesterday as Andre performed on stage to hordes of teenage girls wand Tanya MacIntosh with 'I love Peter' scrawled across their faces, hopefully in permament marker. And no, we're afraid he didn't have a T4 On The Beach moment...

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You'll have to ask David Beckham what skinny really feels like, since Posh has claimed that she gets a groping from the footballer every night. The former Spice Girl was asked to choose between sex and sleep during an interview with Allure magazine and responded:

'Sex! I'm getting into bed with David Beckham every night, so, you know, there'd be something wrong if I said sleep.

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The dress code oddly enough seemed to be 'Man Chest', but that wouldn't have put James Blunt off - oh no! Imagine his little funny face as he scanned the room planning on which dopey model would succumb to his Lord of the manor nonsense.

Unfortunately, you won't find the Pirelli Calendar in HMV alongside Cliff 2010 or the Hollyoaks babes - it isn't for sale and Pirelli only give them to corporate clients or VIP guests - so the only way you can feast your eyes on it is if 'someone' finds online pictures and, erm, screen grabs like a motherfucker.

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