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Just like a badly behaved child Lady Gaga is consistently playing up, trying to get attention by screaming, shouting, crying and occasionally using an angle grinder on a metal plate strapped to her tits. Well, some people have quite simply had enough of her petulant behaviour, including Anna 'the granny' Wintour who found the naughty little tyke quite, quite irritating at their last meeting.

After a hard days divorcing there's nothing quite like jetting around the world to take seemingly unconnected pictures of yourself in various different barrios. That's of course only true if you're Cheryl Cole/Tweedy/Cowell. It doesn't apply to you, Tiger.

Levis have launched a new style of jeans called 'Curve'. Problems with this? Well since you ask - 1) No-one needs a radical new style of jeans. It's like launched a square football. 2) Invite some celebrities who actually HAVE curves - not Alexa Chung who has less meat on her than a quorn bagel.

Attention seeking media whores tend to gather in clusters, a bit like herpes. There's a few of these clusters knocking around at the moment, the Kardashians, the Osbournes and of course the biggest and most virulent infection of all, the Lohans.

Paris Hilton posted a picture of the Chanel purse believed to be the one in which police allegedly found cocaine a few weeks ago, despite her alleged denial that the purse didn't belong to her because it looked 'cheap' (she's definitely telling the truth on that one, any designer item with the designer emblem all over it looks like a cheap knock off from a market stall worth a tenner). But still. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

The world is in collective mourning as Ashley and Cheryl Cole's divorce is set to be finalised at the High Court today. The process to dissolve their marriage began about thirty three minutes ago and the couple are expected to be granted a decree absolute after six weeks...

Don't worry everyone, Kerry Katona is on the rebound. There's been a lot of talk recently about her having no discernible talent outside of the foodcourt, but we all know that secretly the people who say that are just jealous of her being such a good mum an' that. 

Taylor Momsen has a serious medical condition, one which means her mouth is no longer in communication with her brain. The poor little mite is always the last person to find out what she's talking about, a problem that recently lead to an awful situation where she called Rihanna a talentless hack, only to then clarify that she meant to say she was in fact Rihanna's biggest fan. Truly heartbreaking stuff.

In the second most shocking revelation this morning after tales of John Travolta's gay spa, Danny Dyer has confessed that he's made some 'bad decisions' and that his acting career could now be over...

Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth are celebrating reaching the mile stone of six months together (you count a relationship with Peaches in dog years, so that's actually about 4 years) in London. Congrats, guys!