Chris Brown's version of the Rihanna injuries.
Well it had to happen. This is purported to be Chris Brown's defence for beating a woman so savagely that her eyes could barely be opened for the official police photographer to take pictures. This excuses the fact that Rihanna had such a massive beating to her head that she was left with two lumps on either side of her head so large that police described them as 'devil horns'. This may just be the most pathetic attempt to whine out a plea somewhere between 'It wasn't my fault' and 'She drove me to it'.