Now, unless Jamie Afro had just wanked in their hair, I'd say that Jedward fever had taken over The Saturdays - it's a bit Something about Mary isn't it? Also - what the fuck is going on with their eye make up? Were they heading for a matinee of Cats afterwards?
Still, at least my least favourite pop star on Planet Earth Florence from Florence and the Machine showed up, still dressed up like the titles of a Bond film, giving it "all that".
T4 Stars of 2009 winners: